March 28, 2022- Many times the SL Enquirer gets approached by the most outrageous avies. Most of the time it is a simple “block and move on” tactic but I figured I’d share a sample of the shenanigans…..You can’t make this sh*t up.
Have you ever been just minding your own business in Second Life and you receive a random message from someone you don't know and it starts like this and then they end up offended and insult you for your reaction?
[15:35] Jay Longfall: Hello there! I'm looking for a roleplay. Let's say we're at your house you just finished shrinking my body to the size of six inches tall I'm staring up at you nervously and curiously. My clothes are still full size laying around me on the floor in a pile. Which means I'm currently naked, we just came back from the bar. Describe what I see you wearing as I look up at you curiously. I'll pay you 50k if you roleplay with me.
[15:38] Lanai Jarrico: you do realize you contacted The SL Enquirer right?. Did you want to promote your kink in the newspaper or does your kink include a reporter in that cause I probably would roll up a newspaper and pummel you to a pulp thinking you were a fly in the office?
[15:39] Jay Longfall: hehe, describe what I see you wearing as I look up at you curiously I'll pay you 100k if you roleplay with me and you are detailed
[15:40] Lanai Jarrico: How about you pay me 50k now and 50k after I complete the roleplay?
[15:41] Jay Longfall: well, what do I see you wearing as I look up at you lanai?
[15:41] Lanai Jarrico: the bottom of my husband's shoe
[15:42] Jay Longfall: ok you're dumb
[15:42] Jay Longfall: blocked.
[15:42] Lanai Jarrico: thank you.
If you or someone you know is into random IM kink, please contact Jay Longfall and tell em’ Lanai sent you.